Saturday, June 02, 2007

A note for Gordon Brown

I found a list here entitled "The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord". For example:

No. 65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

One or two of the items are even profound. For example:

No. 61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

Gordon Brown, please take note.

3 comments:

Peter Mc said...

Is there anything in it about hollowed out volcanos as their headquarters? With the change in the planning laws allowing anything the governmnent likes to be built, I think we should be worried.

Chris Black said...

As it happens, there's a secondary list of advice that includes:

No. 171 I will not locate a base in a volcano, cave, or any other location where it would be ridiculously easy to bypass security by rapelling down from above.

Praguetory said...

Chris - I'm keeping you on topic by tagging you with this meme.

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