I found a list here entitled "The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord". For example:
No. 65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
One or two of the items are even profound. For example:
No. 61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
Gordon Brown, please take note.